"Stella Lane has Asperger's and French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. Her conclusion: she needs lots of practice--with a professional. Which is why she hires escort Michael Phan."
Book beginning:
"I know you hate surprises, Stella. In the interest of communicating our expectations and providing you a reasonable timeline, you should know we're ready for grandchildren."Page 56:
Stella Lane'e eyes jumped from her breakfast up to her mother's gracefully aging face. A subtle application of makeup drew attention to battle-ready, coffee-colored eyes. That boded ill for Stella...
"Actually, I think it's a good thing. Now that she thinks I have a boyfriend, she should stop trying to arrange blind dates for me."Memes: The Friday 56. Grab a book, turn to page 56 or 56% of your eReader. Find any sentence that grabs you. Post it, and add your URL post in Linky at Freda's Voice. Also visit Book Beginning at Rose City Reader
Lovely excerpts. Highly amusing! Thanks for sharing. I'm featuring Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides today.
ReplyDeleteI have high hopes of being superbly entertained when I read this one!
DeleteSounds like a fun read! Happy weekend!
ReplyDeleteHope it will be fun. Have a super weekend also!
DeleteOh, I like the sound of this one, especially the image of a shark getting its teeth cleaned -lol! Thanks for sharing, and here's mine: “MR. FLOOD’S LAST RESORT”
ReplyDeleteWell, that's pretty graphic!
DeleteHave never heard french kissing described in such a way. LOL I'd love for you and your readers to check out my book for this week! https://tinyurl.com/LisaKsBookReviews82418
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DeleteSounds like a fun story. This week I am featuring Second Chance on Two Love Lane by Kieran Kramer from my review stack. Happy reading!
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DeleteHa-ha. What a premise. Good one. My Friday Quotes and review of SPEAK
ReplyDeleteIsn't it interesting, tho?
DeleteThis sounds like a fun read. See what I'm featuring at Girl Who Reads
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