I was tagged for this meme by Mark at
Hawaiian Eye: Mark Troy on Crime Fiction. I don't hope to match his hilarious answers. You must read them; I guarantee laughs. His post will also lead you to others who have done this meme.
Here's what it's about:
I Cannot Tell A Lie meme:
"Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie."Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world? I helped to ghost write an international best selling novel about old world pirates, called
Shillings on Your Chest. To research, I had to go to the island of Jamaica. I visited the old town of Port Royal, a real pirate's haven, in those days anyway. The great earthquake of 1692 destroyed the town and the pirates both. I had a grand time drinking Captain Morgan rum and coke and chatting with the locals.
Envy: What do your co-workers wish they had that is yours?My vast knowledge about pirates, piracy, and my huge cache of Jamaican rum.
Gluttony: What did you eat last night?I had two large milkshakes, three hamburgers, and a huge pile of fries at Johnny Rockets while listening to 60's music by The Four Seasons. My better half sat and shook his head. Well, I was hungry!
Lust: What really lights your fire?A roomful of books and genuine fake antiques at cheap prices.
Anger: What is the last thing that really pissed you off?A bunch of workmen came in to fix the the leaky roof and the squeaky floor last month. They left with my $1300 pair of binoculars and my set of exercise tapes when my husband wouldn't pay them.
Greed: Name something you keep from others?I don't share my sakura tea or my bottle of Osaka saki with anyone. In fact, the bottle has never been opened. Also, I secretly count ducks in a row when I go to sleep.
Sloth! I forgot Sloth! How slothful of me!
What's the laziest thing you've ever done?It's not filling out memes and passing them on and notifying people - that is Not Slothful. The laziest thing I've ever done is affect a limp and wear a pair of crutches so that my neighbors would snow plow my driveway and sidewalks after a long hard snowfall.
Want to lie? Leave a comment, and you are automatically tagged. Or just go ahead and do it on your own! Tagged are (more than seven. But these days there may be more than 7 deadly sins):
Carol's NotebookBeach BumLife in the ThumbStacy's Book BlogBibliophile By the SeaAlternative ReadThe Narrative CausalityJenny Loves to ReadChick with BooksWhat Was I Reading?